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9/5/2017 11:23:55 AMPost Harvey Protection 

frappeyes
Houston, TX
69, joined Nov. 2011


This afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did exactly as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!

As a 60+yrs citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.






I still don't think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often...

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9/5/2017 11:44:01 AMPost Harvey Protection 

jack_sunset
Over 2,000 Posts (3,302)
Cameron, LA
41, joined Jul. 2016


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9/5/2017 4:10:06 PMPost Harvey Protection 

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (91,960)
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013


I usually get in some trouble when I don't wear mine underwear

9/5/2017 5:04:43 PMPost Harvey Protection 
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9/10/2017 11:14:26 PMPost Harvey Protection 

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Philadelphia, PA
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9/10/2017 11:29:01 PMPost Harvey Protection 

jack_sunset
Over 2,000 Posts (3,302)
Cameron, LA
41, joined Jul. 2016


Quote from jinxthejuvy11:
Gotta a woman who don't wear panties! Easy Access!


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