Home  Sign In  Search  Date Ideas  Join  Forums  Singles Groups  - 100% FREE Online Dating, Join Now!


6/14/2017 11:28:23 AMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009


Someone just told me about a guy in Kentucky or Kansas or somewhere who in a desperate bid to get away from his wife, robbed a bank.

He waited in the lobby until the police got there and tapped one on the shoulder, saying "I'm the guy you're looking for."

His sentence? 6 months house arrest.


So to what lengths would you go to get away from your date?

Meet singles at DateHookup.com, we're 100% free! Join now!

DateHookup.com - 100% Free Personals


6/14/2017 11:33:44 AMWhat Would You Do? 

gdaddy47
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,158)
Columbia, TN
70, joined Sep. 2009
online now!


Oh lordy

6/14/2017 11:37:00 AMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009


I know! Ya gotta feel sorry for the guy! Funny as all get out, but that poor guy.

6/14/2017 11:40:34 AMWhat Would You Do? 
track_empirion
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,148)
Pineville, NC
50, joined Mar. 2014


House arrest! LOL. I hope they have him on suicide watch.

6/14/2017 11:44:11 AMWhat Would You Do? 

easttowest72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,631)
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014


That's funny

Last year my exhusband said he wanted us to get burial plots together. Apart while alive but together in death

6/14/2017 11:46:08 AMWhat Would You Do? 
orchid1973
Over 2,000 Posts (2,518)
Rome
Italy
44, joined May. 2017


I'm not sure I understood this. He tried to rob the bank so he could be jailed and get away from his wife or he needed money for the divorce?

6/14/2017 11:46:22 AMWhat Would You Do? 

sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,717)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


Get one and be buried on top of each other. Very romantic and cost effective.

6/14/2017 11:51:31 AMWhat Would You Do? 

stl1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (23,069)
Saint Louis, MO
63, joined Jun. 2007


I would (and am) laughing my a** off.

That judge has one wicked sense of justice.



6/14/2017 11:54:55 AMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009


Quote from orchid1973:
I'm not sure I understood this. He tried to rob the bank so he could be jailed and get away from his wife or he needed money for the divorce?


He robbed the bank hoping to be convicted and sent to prison and thus, away from his wife. I guess it never occurred to him that he could have taken the money and used it for a lawyer!

6/14/2017 11:55:35 AMWhat Would You Do? 
rightguyforu602
Over 1,000 Posts (1,907)
Lisle, IL
36, joined May. 2017


Thats one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard of... that definitely sounds like something someone in Kentucky would do...

6/14/2017 11:56:47 AMWhat Would You Do? 
orchid1973
Over 2,000 Posts (2,518)
Rome
Italy
44, joined May. 2017


Oh lord.

The judge is a smartass.

6/14/2017 12:31:37 PMWhat Would You Do? 

easttowest72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,631)
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014


Sammy

6/14/2017 12:33:25 PMWhat Would You Do? 
Olaf_the_german
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,241)
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017


Someone just told me about a guy in Kentucky or Kansas or somewhere who in a desperate bid to get away from his wife, robbed a bank.

He waited in the lobby until the police got there and tapped one on the shoulder, saying "I'm the guy you're looking for."

His sentence? 6 months house arrest.


So to what lengths would you go to get away from your date?


Sounds like horseshit to me...

6/14/2017 12:34:17 PMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009


Quote from easttowest72:
That's funny

Last year my exhusband said he wanted us to get burial plots together. Apart while alive but together in death



Euw, you're not, are you?

6/14/2017 12:38:45 PMWhat Would You Do? 
ltlwing
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,528)
Williamsburg, OH
54, joined Oct. 2013


I wouldn't go to any lengths to get away from a date. Telling the truth has always worked for me.

6/14/2017 12:43:45 PMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009


https://www.wibwnewsnow.com/kck-man-robbed-bank-get-away-wife-sentenced-house-arrest/


http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article155936879.html

6/14/2017 12:46:23 PMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009


Quote from ltlwing:
I wouldn't go to any lengths to get away from a date. Telling the truth has always worked for me.


I admit to telling a lie or two to end or refuse a date.

6/14/2017 1:29:02 PMWhat Would You Do? 
ltlwing
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,528)
Williamsburg, OH
54, joined Oct. 2013


Quote from lovethelake17:
I admit to telling a lie or two to end or refuse a date.



I'll admit I have tried that once or twice. I always feel bad about it too. I guess honesty is the best policy, saves time too.

6/14/2017 1:32:01 PMWhat Would You Do? 
orchid1973
Over 2,000 Posts (2,518)
Rome
Italy
44, joined May. 2017


In this case it was his wife not a date, right?

6/14/2017 1:41:38 PMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009


Yes. It was his wife.

It's actually kind of a sad story, if you read the article. He's been depressed since heart surgery and it's made him irritable. I guess it's a side effect of the meds? He had an argument with his wife and told her he'd rather be in prison than home with her. So he went, robbed the bank, and waited for police. The judge showed leniency, the bank president and the teller advocated for it, too, and he was remorseful so he got house arrest rather than up to 37 months in jail.


You're right, Wing. It does save time and it's easier. Plus you can get found out when you lie.

6/14/2017 1:44:01 PMWhat Would You Do? 

mylegsarecold
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,764)
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011


Did YouDont start this thread?



[Edited 6/14/2017 1:44:11 PM ]

6/14/2017 1:45:00 PMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009





No, but I did tell him not to try it!

6/14/2017 1:47:12 PMWhat Would You Do? 

mylegsarecold
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,764)
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011


But .... it has to be a joke, right?

6 months house arrest? with his wife?

What site did this come off of?

6/14/2017 2:00:51 PMWhat Would You Do? 
orchid1973
Over 2,000 Posts (2,518)
Rome
Italy
44, joined May. 2017


Yeah, I think it must be his condition lovelake.

6/14/2017 3:51:11 PMWhat Would You Do? 

playingindirt
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,947)
Eugene, OR
62, joined Mar. 2014


best excuse ever!
and decently not dateable even if he got single. lol



[Edited 6/14/2017 3:54:30 PM ]

6/14/2017 5:11:21 PMWhat Would You Do? 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (75,235)
Fort Payne, AL
62, joined Apr. 2011


I'd throw a bucket of Holy Water on her, and have her Exorcized.....then sneak away.

Hey, if she is bad enough to bail on...she's going to need all of that...

6/14/2017 5:13:02 PMWhat Would You Do? 

Mercedes_3
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,865)
New South Wales
Australia
90, joined Jun. 2016


Never thought about it but because I now like the
idea of robbing a bank that will do me

6/14/2017 6:27:43 PMWhat Would You Do? 

easttowest72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,631)
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from lovethelake17:
Euw, you're not, are you?
Nope. I'm going to be cremated.

6/14/2017 6:48:22 PMWhat Would You Do? 

teigeasaurus
Over 2,000 Posts (2,587)
Sandy, UT
33, joined Aug. 2014


I'm not into robbing banks.

6/14/2017 8:09:40 PMWhat Would You Do? 

driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (58,555)
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009


WHAT A DOPE! Instead of getting away from her he has to spend 6 months sitting at home with her. No work release for him so he may as well start in on that "honey do" list!! Will his mother-in-law move in to act as his warden? GEEZ GUY! Just see a lawyer and get a divorce like normal people. Needless to say this guy is not the brightest bulb on the tree! It was needless to say, but I said it anyhow.

Somebody in here said once that his first date was turning into a real disaster so he slipped someone in the kitchen a twenty and he snuck out the back door. I've never had a first date that bad. I've always just sucked it up (What's one miserable night in your life, huh?) and never asked for another date out of fear she'd say yes.

6/14/2017 8:10:23 PMWhat Would You Do? 

driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (58,555)
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009


Quote from teigeasaurus:
I'm not into robbing banks.


Good move. Those Mormons frown on that sort of thing.

6/14/2017 11:18:21 PMWhat Would You Do? 

driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (58,555)
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009


Heard something about this on Garage Logic News, Olaf. I think it's real, but he's not the brightest bulb on the tree. If he wanted to go to prison he should have given someone a non life threatening wound.

6/14/2017 11:20:17 PMWhat Would You Do? 

anglicus_femina
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,235)
Staffordshire
United Kingdom
43, joined May. 2016


If it was bad enough for him to do that. I can't see how he will not break the house arrest.

6/14/2017 11:22:32 PMWhat Would You Do? 

uber_goober
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,840)
Danielsville, GA
52, joined May. 2016


Quote from anglicus_femina:
If it was bad enough for him to do that. I can't see how he will not break the house arrest.


It doesn't sound like he's exactly a MENSA candidate. He'll probably try to break the house arrest by drinking turpentine so he can go to a hospital. Or a morgue...

Snooze button

6/14/2017 11:24:00 PMWhat Would You Do? 

teigeasaurus
Over 2,000 Posts (2,587)
Sandy, UT
33, joined Aug. 2014


If he breaks house arrest, they will increase his sentence. Sometimes the house arrest is tougher than the time.

6/14/2017 11:24:07 PMWhat Would You Do? 

anglicus_femina
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,235)
Staffordshire
United Kingdom
43, joined May. 2016


Quote from uber_goober:
It doesn't sound like he's exactly a MENSA candidate. He'll probably try to break the house arrest by drinking turpentine so he can go to a hospital. Or a morgue...

Snooze button


Maybe just file for a divorce damn it

Morning Goobs

6/14/2017 11:28:45 PMWhat Would You Do? 

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,383)
Grand Prairie, TX
100, joined May. 2016


Quote from lovethelake17:
Yes. It was his wife.

It's actually kind of a sad story, if you read the article. He's been depressed since heart surgery and it's made him irritable. I guess it's a side effect of the meds? He had an argument with his wife and told her he'd rather be in prison than home with her. So he went, robbed the bank, and waited for police. The judge showed leniency, the bank president and the teller advocated for it, too, and he was remorseful so he got house arrest rather than up to 37 months in jail.


You're right, Wing. It does save time and it's easier. Plus you can get found out when you lie.



That's kind of ironic...he gets to spend more time at home now with the wife he was trying to get away from.....



I dunno I would just tell the truth...and in this case I would have just moved out and got a divorce....

6/15/2017 3:33:59 AMWhat Would You Do? 
cavie59
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,193)
Enid, OK
58, joined Feb. 2010


Quote from lovethelake17:
So to what lengths would you go to get away from your date?


That is something I do not have to worry about. There is not a woman in a 200 mile radius that would go on a date with me.

6/15/2017 12:15:21 PMWhat Would You Do? 

yetskimama
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,847)
Walterboro, SC
67, joined Sep. 2011


GirlHe didn't like his Wife:signlol I have never been around a crazy person

6/15/2017 5:52:09 PMWhat Would You Do? 

teigeasaurus
Over 2,000 Posts (2,587)
Sandy, UT
33, joined Aug. 2014


Maybe it was just a side effect of the medication he was on.

6/15/2017 6:39:47 PMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009


That's what it sounds like, that it was a side effect from the drugs he was on after his heart surgery.

At least the irritability and out of character reactions.

6/15/2017 7:58:10 PMWhat Would You Do? 

driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (58,555)
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009


If it is a felony at least he'll lose his voting rights so he can't vote Democratic anymore.

6/15/2017 8:00:18 PMWhat Would You Do? 

driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (58,555)
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009


Quote from lovethelake17:
That's what it sounds like, that it was a side effect from the drugs he was on after his heart surgery.

At least the irritability and out of character reactions.


I never acted like that after my heart surgery and I had the triple bypass and am on plenty of drugs even today. Well 4 to be exact, but it's more than I was on before. Does it say what he was on?

6/16/2017 7:12:58 PMWhat Would You Do? 
orchid1973
Over 2,000 Posts (2,518)
Rome
Italy
44, joined May. 2017


Lovelake, I was just watching a video of James Corden late show from September 2016, and he was telling this story too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of1NAfCXBh0

6/16/2017 8:03:24 PMWhat Would You Do? 

lovethelake17
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,651)
Henderson, NV
58, joined May. 2009


I thought one of the articles I read said what his medications were, but I didn't find it again.

This is from one of the articles:

"He suffered from depression after undergoing a quadruple bypass heart surgery in 2015, Ramsey said. The depression remained undiagnosed and manifested as irritability, so Ripple didn’t think to report his symptoms to a doctor."

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article155936879.html#storylink=cpy