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1/15/2016 6:01:42 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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C'mon ladies, give Beanhammer a chance so he can post his own story! Tired of him all mad that everyone but him gets the ladies. Remind him it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean.



[Edited 1/15/2016 6:03:05 PM ]




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1/15/2016 6:04:22 PMAnother story 
bandit__geezer
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FujianFujian
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Go Bean! You da man!


ETA: But if you have him blocked then he cannot see this helpful homage...



[Edited 1/15/2016 6:05:22 PM ]

1/15/2016 6:53:15 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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He can see it..

Ladies?

1/16/2016 5:33:24 AMAnother story 
hisbaby4ever13
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Woooow!



1/16/2016 1:59:15 PMAnother story 

packersbabe920
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1/29/2016 7:44:07 AMAnother story 
flyfish77
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you can explain it all down at city hall....when your hot your hot....

1/29/2016 11:45:06 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from bandit__geezer:
Go Bean! You da man!


ETA: But if you have him blocked then he cannot see this helpful homage...


Like i need any help from
Op miss princess fuzzy nuts


1/30/2016 3:20:28 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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Why you keep talking about my nutz?

OHHHhhhhhhhh! Never mind ladies, seems he swings the other way...

And I am taken by the lovely Latina.

I tried to help but sorry about that, I didn't know.

1/30/2016 6:00:33 PMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from cherisays:
Why you keep talking about my nutz?

OHHHhhhhhhhh! Never mind ladies, seems he swings the other way...

And I am taken by the lovely Latina.

I tried to help but sorry about that, I didn't know.


Your just jealous cuz you
Cant find a lady

1/30/2016 6:20:06 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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I can't find a lady? Are you saying Latina is not a lady? What is she then?

1/30/2016 6:26:37 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Brother bean!!! You know I am very real an the lovely lady Cherisays is talking about!...... Lol


Hi honey^^^^^

1/30/2016 6:36:20 PMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from latinasm:
Brother bean!!! You know I am very real an the lovely lady Cherisays is talking about!...... Lol


Hi honey^^^^^


So you dumped hurry me
To start seeing princess fuzzy nuts?

1/30/2016 6:52:46 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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Quote from latinasm:
Brother bean!!! You know I am very real an the lovely lady Cherisays is talking about!...... Lol


Hi honey^^^^^


Hi baby!!

I am so sorry to hear your brother is gay!!

1/30/2016 7:39:09 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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I knew something was up when he borrowed my heals an lipstick!!

1/30/2016 7:47:08 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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Quote from latinasm:

I knew something was up when he borrowed my heals an lipstick!!


Oh shit! Didn't occur to you Halloween was 3 months ago?

1/30/2016 8:16:35 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Quote from cherisays:
Oh shit! Didn't occur to you Halloween was 3 months ago?





Honey ... It didn't have to be Halloween !!

1/30/2016 8:25:46 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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Right baby! Gay is 24/7...you right!

1/30/2016 8:27:28 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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I'm srry brother bean.... I know it was suppose to be a secret

1/30/2016 9:12:53 PMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from latinasm:


I'm srry brother bean.... I know it was suppose to be a secret


I was not going to tell about
That carrot trick you used to do.

1/31/2016 10:54:47 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from cherisays:
Right baby! I was born with an innie penis



1/31/2016 11:15:16 AMAnother story 
cherisays
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Someone is trying to tank my thread!



1/31/2016 12:22:12 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Naa I'm here

1/31/2016 4:30:57 PMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from latinasm:
i tried to find it i call it a penialgina


Wtf

1/31/2016 5:36:59 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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Whatever trick you try to play, you are still a beanhammer

1/31/2016 5:38:41 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Lol....lol... You have a wild imagination brother!!!

1/31/2016 11:23:32 PMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from latinasm:
Lol....lol... You have a wild imagination brother!!!


You guys are great i guess as long as you got rid of dunghurry ill try to be nice to princess fuzzy nuts

2/1/2016 8:18:54 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Oh brother from another mother!!!

2/1/2016 8:37:24 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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Try to help a guy out and this is what he does...gay is the only explanation..

2/1/2016 9:02:50 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Baby ... My brother will see the light!!!.......some day!

2/2/2016 11:50:27 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from latinasm:
Baby ... My brother will see the light!!!.......some day!


It would be easier to see if princess fuzzy nut would quit calling me gay.


2/2/2016 2:04:53 PMAnother story 

pickygirl72
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What

2/3/2016 8:43:14 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from pickygirl72:
What


Oh princess was hitting on me
And i thought since his name was cheri it was a girl come to find out he was dating my
Sister wich is weird because she was dating another guy

2/3/2016 9:08:23 AMAnother story 
latinasm
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2/3/2016 10:24:25 AMAnother story 
bandit__geezer
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Quote from beanhammer:
Oh princess was hitting on me
And i thought since his name was cheri it was a girl come to find out he was dating my
Sister wich is weird because she was dating another guy



Dude...


1. The guy wasn't hitting on you.
2. The color of the user name is blue not pink. This should have given you a clue.
3. Her boyfriend's old profile was either self deleted or flagged out.
4. She still has a picture of him on her profile.
5. Have you considered the possibility that the cheri profile is actually her boyfriend?

Just sayin'...






2/3/2016 11:31:27 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from bandit__geezer:
Dude...


1. The guy wasn't hitting on you.
2. The color of the user name is blue not pink. This should have given you a clue.
3. Her boyfriend's old profile was either self deleted or flagged out.
4. She still has a picture of him on her profile.
5. Have you considered the possibility that the cheri profile is actually her boyfriend?

Just sayin'...






I do not believe it for a minute. That new guy sent me a dic pic disgusting.
At first i thought it was his
Belly button


2/3/2016 5:25:09 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!

2/3/2016 5:52:11 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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As the world turns

2/3/2016 6:49:49 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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This is too funny!!

2/3/2016 7:19:37 PMAnother story 
bandit__geezer
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2/3/2016 7:30:27 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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Bandit, don't mind Beanhammer..

What kind of fool comes up with a name like that??

Ask your women friends if they would be interested in a screen name like that?

Kinda feel a "little" sorry for the loser..

2/3/2016 8:36:32 PMAnother story 
bandit__geezer
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Quote from cherisays:
Bandit, don't mind Beanhammer..

What kind of fool comes up with a name like that??

Ask your women friends if they would be interested in a screen name like that?

Kinda feel a "little" sorry for the loser..


I don't mind him. He is somewhat entertaining....

2/4/2016 12:46:22 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from bandit__geezer:
I don't mind him. He is somewhat entertaining....

Thank you my new freind.
You must understand me and lat are not true blood my father married her grandpas neice i ran into lat at a funeral where we embarrassing enough found out we were brother and sister. Then is when all of this crap took place through a series of misunderstanding and now multiple boyfreinds it seems lat has hooked up with fuzzy nuts. Then fuzzy starts this thread in the mean time i get an annonomous inbox from this
Hot profiled pic from a gal
In enis tx. So being the fort wort fat stock show is going on we met now let us just say this is not the girl in the pic. I knew it was her because she described her boots. Now this is not the girl that was in the profile
However i decided to look past the fupa and entertain the girl then after the show we go to the cowboy cantina and she gets plowed she gets us throwed out of the bar for
Yelling i want some p*ssy at
The top of her lounges. This
Girl is messed up so i take her home and she now wants some well you know but i do not have a condom she drunkenly smiles and says she has one so i go to the bathrooom and open the package and f**k this thing is more the size of a baloney
Casing i am not going to lie
I went immpotent as hell.
So i go back in and crawl in bed and i am fixing to apoologize and the b*tch is snoring and wet the fn bed.
I got to get this crazy a** out of my house that is when i got her phone to call a family member and i found her
Contacting cheri and my sister on dh they set me up.
My own sister meybee she did not know.

2/4/2016 6:29:54 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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Didn't read..

2/4/2016 11:54:21 PMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from cherisays:
Didn't read..


It is hard to read whith your
Head up your ass

2/5/2016 8:49:46 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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I guess you know from experience?

I tried my friend, you are on your own..

If you get lonely I am sure fly would go have a lemonade with you..

2/6/2016 6:54:08 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from cherisays:
I guess you know from experience?

I tried my friend, you are on your own..

If you get lonely I am sure fly would go have a lemonade with you..


"I Tried My Freind"
So you did try to put your head up your ass?

2/8/2016 8:05:39 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Bean!!!

2/8/2016 8:26:55 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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He's hopeless baby, no need to bother..





2/8/2016 8:30:20 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Hey baby
Well it was worth a try!!

2/9/2016 12:30:33 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from latinasm:
Hey baby
Well it was worth a try!!


Why is it my fault he tried to put his head up his ass!

2/9/2016 2:35:59 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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I think i get it you are still mad because i used to bulldog your my little pony?

2/9/2016 8:12:13 AMAnother story 
latinasm
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I'll admit... I was a little miffed about the my little pony!! But brother bean....lately you have been a little .. Off!

2/9/2016 10:55:56 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from latinasm:
I'll admit... I was a little miffed about the my little pony!! But brother bean....lately you have been a little .. Off!

I apollogize it was me
Who pulled the ears off
Of that pony but it was looking at me strange

2/9/2016 2:22:51 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Brother ..... It's an a toy , fake..... How the hell was it looking at ya weird??!!

2/11/2016 11:15:00 AMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from latinasm:
Brother ..... It's an a toy , fake..... How the hell was it looking at ya weird??!!


So was chucky

2/11/2016 5:27:23 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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Lol!! Lol!!!
Chucky - is- not- REAL!!!

2/11/2016 6:03:14 PMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from latinasm:
Lol!! Lol!!!
Chucky - is- not- REAL!!!

All i am going to say is your little pony was purverted

2/12/2016 4:15:32 PMAnother story 
beanhammer
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Quote from cherisays:
i still have my little pony


2/12/2016 4:52:21 PMAnother story 
cherisays
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Quote from beanhammer:
I prefer to whack off than to find a woman.




2/12/2016 5:39:49 PMAnother story 
latinasm
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