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7/11/2017 4:14:06 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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Any advice on how to keep a must-free cooter? I've got two more months of Summer to survive.




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7/11/2017 4:15:29 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

M4mischief
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7/11/2017 4:16:19 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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I think that's for a toilet

7/11/2017 4:17:01 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

M4mischief
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heyyyyyyy it might work for coochies too...I bet they never tried it....

7/11/2017 4:17:06 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
bosss_babe
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stahhp!

7/11/2017 4:17:22 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

pento4
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7/11/2017 4:19:27 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
cruesin
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"Must Free Cooter"

Sounds like some marchers protest...

7/11/2017 4:21:37 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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Girl I am not marching in this heat.

I'm referring to musty.

7/11/2017 4:22:51 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
cruesin
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This heat sux.

7/11/2017 4:28:53 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

M4mischief
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7/11/2017 4:29:02 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

easttowest72
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Turn on a.c. take a bath

7/11/2017 4:30:01 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
cruesin
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Well East has all the cooter freshness ideas .....

7/11/2017 4:33:18 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
bosss_babe
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Lol!

7/11/2017 4:35:19 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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Quote from easttowest72:
Turn on a.c. take a bath


Um duh


Obviously this problem is more serious than typical hygienic care

7/11/2017 4:36:52 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
cruesin
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Summers eve...


Carry the wipes and spray....

7/11/2017 4:58:42 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

gotheon123
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7/11/2017 5:02:08 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

easttowest72
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Quote from oh4fuxsakegurl:
Um duh


Obviously this problem is more serious than typical hygienic care
lose weight

7/11/2017 5:05:40 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
chevylady47
Flint, MI
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This question is just plain stupid.



7/11/2017 5:06:48 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
ms_Champagne
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Do what the French do.. buy a Bidet..



or if you don't have room or the $$ buy an attachment to your toilet



7/11/2017 5:08:01 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
Stopsign_01
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Just rub this on your cooter.....don't be stingy ...it'll absorb those Victorias Secretions right quick



Added benefit: when you sweat your cooter smells like bacon

Men love bacon

7/11/2017 5:10:11 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

gotheon123
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7/11/2017 5:10:24 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
ms_Champagne
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stop....

7/11/2017 5:10:27 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

uber_goober
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Quote from ms_Champagne:


Do what the French do.. buy a Bidet..



or if you don't have room or the $$ buy an attachment to your toilet



Had one of those in an apartment we lived in when I was 8.

I thought at first it was for washing feet.

7/11/2017 5:11:34 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
ms_Champagne
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Yeh part of the instruction in using a bidet is that it can be used to wash feet..


Quote from uber_goober:
Had one of those in an apartment we lived in when I was 8.

I thought at first it was for washing feet.


7/11/2017 5:12:55 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

uber_goober
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No fooling?!?

You're pulling my leg aren'tcha Champers.



7/11/2017 5:13:31 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
ms_Champagne
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Quote from chevylady47:
This question is just plain stupid.



Surely you have a 'funny bone' somewhere.

7/11/2017 5:14:17 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

uber_goober
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Quote from gotheon123:




The sultry burlesque fan dance.

7/11/2017 5:15:57 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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I'm going with the cooter rub so it'll smell like bacon instead of gouda

Or maybe bacon smoked gouda

7/11/2017 5:16:08 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
ms_Champagne
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Quote from uber_goober:
No fooling?!?

You're pulling my leg aren'tcha Champers.



hahahaha no uber ... for real

.......................................................


You have already posted in this thread recently. Please wait for some other people to reply before posting in this thread again, or wait like an hour or so

7/11/2017 5:17:21 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
_Technologist01
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Sleep without undies on, air that thing out!!

I used to love wearing sun dresses without undies. Feel the breeze between ma knees!

7/11/2017 5:19:09 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

uber_goober
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I like the poetry of those last two sentences.




[Edited 7/11/2017 5:20:08 PM ]

7/11/2017 5:19:32 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
ms_Champagne
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Quote from _Technologist01:
Sleep without undies on, air that thing out!!

I used to love wearing sun dresses without undies. Feel the breeze between ma knees!


G'Mornin Techie.... yeah I do go with those choices!!

7/11/2017 5:20:20 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oxo_lj_oxo
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Quote from gotheon123:






7/11/2017 5:20:29 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
ms_Champagne
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Quote from uber_goober:
I like the poetry of that last sentence.



hehehe she is a poet and she didn't know it..

7/11/2017 5:23:12 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
_Technologist01
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Ubes

Cham

Watching the clock tick by too slowly. Outta here in 35 min.

7/11/2017 5:26:17 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
ms_Champagne
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did you ask permission to leave?

you mean to say you are going somewhere else to have fun without us??

7/11/2017 5:27:57 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
_Technologist01
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I'm hopping a jet to pick up Ubes, then we're headed down under to see you Cham.

Of course, it's my private jet

7/11/2017 5:28:53 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

gotheon123
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7/11/2017 5:32:39 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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7/11/2017 5:32:54 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

westy602
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1.Wear underwears made out of a screen material like on a screen door or sew in a screen patch in the crotchal area of your pants/shorts for breathability ...

2. Apply body powder like Gold Bond to the sweaty areas but do not then wear leather pants-they could get glued on..

3.Use a cut-to-size tongue depressor or Popsicle stick to keep lady parts open to make a cooling breezeway effect..

7/11/2017 5:33:15 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

uber_goober
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Goth has found a hitherto untapped source of sweaty cooter gifs.

7/11/2017 5:34:34 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
sarahgoldsmith
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OP, you're supposed to wash it at least twice per day. Once before you sleep at night. Once in the morning before you start your day. Do you at least wash it once per day, op? Are you washing it at least once per day, OP? It should not be itchy or sweaty if you wash it at least once per day.
Use bar soap when you wash it.

In your case maybe you should wash it once every 8 hours. On a fat woman it is more sweaty. Fat women have stronger sweat glands than skinny women. They have a spray for fat women, to spray the vagina area, to keep the vagina area from smelling funky. Like they have a spray for armpits too.



[Edited 7/11/2017 5:37:11 PM ]

7/11/2017 5:36:42 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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Not right now Sarah

Quote from uber_goober:
Goth has found a hitherto untapped source of sweaty cooter gifs.


Right? Who knew

7/11/2017 5:37:59 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

gotheon123
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Quote from uber_goober:
Goth has found a hitherto untapped source of sweaty cooter gifs.






7/11/2017 5:44:08 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
sarahgoldsmith
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Use a strong soap. Use bar soap instead of body wash soap. Bar soap is stronger than body wash soap. It should not be itchy if you wash it once per day.

Fat women should wash it once every 8 hours, because they have stronger sweat glands. They sweat more than skinny women.

7/11/2017 5:46:01 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

gotheon123
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7/11/2017 5:47:34 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
Stopsign_01
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Quote from sarahgoldsmith:
Use a strong soap. Use bar soap instead of body wash soap. Bar soap is stronger than body wash soap. It should not be itchy if you wash it once per day.

Fat women should wash it once every 8 hours, because they have stronger sweat glands. They sweat more than skinny women.



Wow

Korbyn sure seems to know a lot about fat women's sweaty coochies

Is your mommy "overweight" Korbyn? Have you noticed the strong sweat glands while you were down there inspecting her cooter??

7/11/2017 5:48:07 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
ms_Champagne
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Quote from _Technologist01:
I'm hopping a jet to pick up Ubes, then we're headed down under to see you Cham.

Of course, it's my private jet



come on down!!! yipeeeeeeee.. I have room ...

7/11/2017 6:03:05 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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Nobody said anything about it being itchy, Sarah. Get it together girl.

7/11/2017 6:54:51 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

apokernut
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Next time you go to the washroom try wiping with sandpaper!

7/11/2017 6:59:35 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

driver406
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Spend two months in the pool.

Finally get a/c.

Get the a/c fixed.

Move up to Grand Marais, MN! Never a heat problem there!

7/11/2017 7:36:00 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

enigmaathand
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Quote from oh4fuxsakegurl:
Any advice on how to keep a must-free cooter? I've got two more months of Summer to survive.
Not that I see this as being a serious thread, but in the greater effect that it MAY be serious, here is my advice:

Bodily odors are not just dependent on hygiene, but also dietary intake.

In my experiences, the worst smells are generated by vegan diets.

So, changing your diet can certainly help.

Monitor your electrolyte levels and keep hydrated, since sweating not only robs you of electrolytes and water, but it also helps detoxify your body.

Make sure you have cotton clothing on, as opposed to composite blends(nylon, polyester, etc).

Aside from the air flow(which is very important here), the absorbing traits of cotton may help as well.

When washing, try to avoid using Summer's Eve or other types of products, down there. Not only will they neutralize your natural acidic pH level(which controls bacteria growth), it also increases your risk of pregnancy(if you are sexually active).

I have heard that you can make a vinegar/distilled water solution, to help keep things fresh and clean down there, but I recommend thoroughly researching that method before just throwing a concoction together and splashing it around down there.

I am not an OBGYN, and none of what I am suggesting is superceding that of the opinion, of your primary physician.

7/11/2017 7:38:03 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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Right well I ain't given up my silky drawers

7/11/2017 7:41:22 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

Suzhi
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Who left door open, and let OP in???.... She's already over here talkin bout her wet cooter...


...

7/11/2017 7:42:49 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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Like any of y'all were ever taught to close the door

7/11/2017 7:44:55 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
gogettem69
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)

7/11/2017 7:45:25 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
jakebearr
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7/11/2017 7:48:22 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 
lunaglider
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Quote from oh4fuxsakegurl:
Girl I am not marching in this heat.

I'm referring to musty.

Moth balls might help.

7/11/2017 7:49:02 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

oh4fuxsakegurl
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Got any I can borrow?

7/11/2017 7:54:14 PMMy coochie is sweaty and I need help 

sandcrabs
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Lala I hate to be the bearer of this news,,,, but your coochie would still be Musty if you lived in a Igloo at the arctic circle.